Shrek is love shrek is life text

Duration: 14min 21sec Views: 1992 Submitted: 29.05.2020
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He says that it's only two cents per onion. He takes his ogre hands and shoves them down Farquad's throat. Then he shoves them into a jar and lights it on fire. Shrek throws the jar at Farquad, and he starts burning. The Watty Awards.

Shrek - Shrek Is Love, Shrek Is Life Lyrics

Original Greentext Story | Shrek Is Love, Shrek Is Life | Know Your Meme

Top definition. Shrek is love Shrek is life. I was only nine years old. I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies. I'd pray to Shrek every night before I go to bed, thanking for the life I've been given. My dad hears me and calls me a faggot.

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Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life is a series of green text stories that often contain sexually explicit encounters between the fictional ogre character Shrek and the children who pray to him. The phrase soon became an online catchphrase in response to the popularity of the stories. On January, 14th, , an anonymous 4chan user posted the original "Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life" story. The post tells the story of a 9-year-old boy who prays to Shrek prior to being sodomized by the green ogre character. On February 18th, , YouTuber SgtSnuggleButt uploaded a dramatic reading of the original green text story mirror below, left.
I was 13 Years old, It was the first day of high school, and I was very nervous. I found my locker after the orientation, but it was surrounded by upper classmen. I begin to walk quickly to the nearest restroom but noticed that Im being followed by the older Drek students. Please help me.